Candace/Q&A

'''Can I have some money? Pretty please?'''

''All I have are seeds... will you take seeds?''

Can you guess how many times I've been pregnant?

''It can't possibly be more than like, three, right? Right!?''

Do you got any ideas of how I can make more money?

Sell pictures of your feet on the internet.

Do you think payin' for sex makes you a bad person?

''I hope not! Otherwise, I am a VERY bad person.''

You ever go online and watch webcam girls?

''All the time! I've lost a lot of money that way...''

What's your favoritest thing about me?

''Definitely the freckles. I'm really into the freckles.''

What grade did you get up to in school?

I finished high school, but never went to college.

Can you tell me somthin' interestin' about yourself?

I'm friends with a magical fairy who kinda has a thing for you.

You got any cocaine on ya?

''Not at the moment... I can probably get some later though.''

'''You ever have one of those... what do they call 'em? STDs?'''

I caught one once, but thankfully it wasn't permanent.

Can you guess what I'm thinkin' about right now?

A small furry animal?

How much ya think I should charge for a hand job?

I feel like a hundred dollars would be a fair price.