Lillian/Quotes

When Hired

 * "Mom will be so proud."

When Recruited

 * "Figures."

When Checking Her Profile

 * "You need something?"
 * "Ugh, fuck my life." 
 * "Uh yeah?" 

When Giving Her an Item

 * "K."
 * "Oh, fantastic."

When Asking Her to Work

 * "Might as well."
 * "Like I have a choice."
 * "Yea, I'm going."

When Completing a Task

 * "Please kill me."
 * "Next thing, please."
 * "Done."

When Stressed/Building is Full

 * "What's the point."
 * "Literally, I can't."

Accepting Date???

 * "Huh? Can you like... hang out.. for a second. My friend just texted me."
 * "Ummm. Like... Okaaaaayy?"

Failing Date???

 * "Can somebody please kill me, like... right.. now. Like... I literally wish I was dead."

Matching Passion Tokens

 * "Umm, could you like, NOT!?"

Greeting
(morning) "Uggh morning already... Why couldn't I die in my sleep?

(night) "Isn't there like a party we can go to?"

Receiving Food
"What? Just because I'm little doesn't mean I don't like to eat"

"If it wasn't for this kind of food I'd definitely be GONE by now"

"Wouldn't it be funny if I choked on this and died?"

"At LEAST food still loves me"

"I like never want to stop eating this!"

Rejecting Food
"Do you want me to throw up? Cause that's what I'm about to do"

Date Introduction
(Aquarium) "Ugh... I wish it was me floating in that tank right now..."

(Poolside Bar) "If I get my hair wet I'm gonna be pissed"

(Royal Suite) "Do you think anybody was ever murdered in this room? That'd be cool"

(Cruise Ship) "Wouldn't it be funny if we sailed to the Bermuda Triangle and never came back?"

Giving Date Gift
"Why are you like nice?"

"What's with the gifts?"

Giving Sex Toy/Hygiene Date Gifts
"Oh fuck YES!"

"Now THIS is a gift!"

"Uhhhmmmm. Oookaaay?"

After a Successful Date
"Fine I had an okay time alright? Just don't expect me to like.. smile"

When Angry on a Date
"Uhhhm could you like NOT!?"

"I fucking hate my life!"

"What the actual FUCK is wrong with you!?"

When Exhausted on a Date
"Uhmmm chill the fuck out much?"

"Okay I'm like literally dying over here..."

After Recovering from Anger/Exhaustion
"Are you still doing this? Ugh... Boring..."

"I'm still here.. For now at least..."