Abia/Q&A

'''Do you like to put on music when you're... with a girl?'''

I turn the volume all the way up so my neighbors can't hear.

What are you thinking about right now?

''Boobs, always boobs. Big ones, small ones, medium sized ones...''

'''How long can you go without needing to... you know... uhh, pleasure yourself?'''

My all time record is about six hours,

'''I can't believe I'm asking this, but, umm... what do you do if you get horny at work?'''

I just go into the bathroom and take care of business.

'''Is there anything that you WOULDN'T do... with a girl?'''

Nah, I'm pretty much game for anything.

'''What's your favorite... shall we say... adult, role play scenario?'''

Sex slavery, where's she's the slave and I'm the master.

Do you sleep naked, or with clothes on?

''Totally nude! Nothing but my birthday suit!''

'''Have you ever watched very strange porn, but, ended up sort of... liking it?'''

I may have recently developed a water sports fetish...

'''What's the most embarrassing thing you've done while, uhh... having relations?'''

''I hate to admit it, but... finishing too quickly.''

'''When you're... uhh, m-making love... are you more dominate, or more submissive?'''

I prefer to take on the more dominate role.

'''How would you describe the taste of... a lady?'''

It taste like a sweaty armpit smells.

'''Have you ever been caught... p-playing with yourself before?'''

I'll never forgot the day my mom walked in on me...