Audrey/Quotes

Afternoon

 * "Oh god, this guy/chick?"
 * "I'm kind of busy. So make it quick."
 * "Oh...hey."

Evening

 * "Umm, is there something I can help you with?"


 * "You again...?"
 * "Are you like following me around or something?"

Night

 * "Ughh, there you are. Could you have taken any longer?"
 * "Hey! I'm right here, are you blind?"
 * "I had a feeling you were gonna show up."

Morning

 * "Uhhh...Yeah okay. Bye."

Afternoon

 * "Finally..."
 * "Fine. Whatever."

Evening

 * "Bye!"
 * "Later!"
 * "Get at me later."
 * "I guess I'll be seeing ya..."

Night

 * "You're just leaving, like that? Fine."
 * "Please, you'll be back."
 * "See ya."

Before Asking

 * "If you're gonna ask, just ask."
 * "Yeah? Out with it."
 * "What?"

Answering

 * "Work? Bitch I'm already going to school, what more do you expect?"
 * "Belrose. Happy?"
 * "I weigh a hundred and two pounds. I may be small but at least I'm not fat!"
 * "I like to go shopping, especially if it's someone else's money."
 * "B, take it or leave it. Boobs aren't everything you know."
 * "If you can't tell my favorite color is red you must be fucking blind."
 * "I'm twenty-one. I don't know why but people say I look younger."
 * "Five-two. What of it? I can still knock a bitch out."
 * "I don't know, I haven't decided. I'm thinking about dropping out anyway."
 * "Probably spring because it's not cold as shit or hot as fuck."
 * "Lusties nightclub is my fucking shit."

Already Asked

 * "How about ask me something you haven't asked?"
 * "Forgot already huh? Well I'm not telling you again."
 * "You're such a moron. I answered that question already."

Before Asking

 * "Since you're here, you can answer this for me..."
 * "This should be good for a laugh..."
 * "Okay, here's an asshole test..."
 * "So here's a question..."
 * "You know what I've been wondering..."
 * "Don't EVEN get this question wrong..."
 * "Okay, I wanna know something..."

Correct Answer

 * "Well you don't have to worry about me. Fun is pretty much my deal."
 * "Good! i'd have a thing or two to say to those fuckin' skanks."
 * "Whatever...good job, wat do you want, a cookie?"
 * "Maaybe I'll hate fuck someone to get their ass beat."
 * "Holy shit! You actually got it right."
 * "Oh god! I don't even wanna know what that means!"
 * "Yeah, but then what? I'm still bored."
 * "Oh my god, you too? It's so much easier to just fuck around."
 * "Finally someone agrees! It's so boring! How am I supposed to deal with that?"
 * "Seriously! My one friend Nikki doesn't shave, it's so gross!"

Wrong Answer

 * "You've got to be kidding me..."
 * "FUUCCK that shit."
 * "Uggh! Gaaaay!"
 * "Surprise, surprise. Wrong again."
 * "Ughh, fuck you, you dickhead."
 * "Oh my god! Are you serious?"

Toys

 * “Wow, for once you didn’t screw it up.”
 * “Whatever, don’t start getting all cocky on me.”


 * “What? Do you want a kiss or something? Dream on.”

Aquarium

 * "Nothing wrong with free shit!"


 * "I'll be taking that!"


 * "I hope you're not expecting anything in return!"

Accepting "Loved" Gifts

 * “So what? Am I supposed to blow/fuck you now? Get real.”
 * “If you’re trying to buy my love, keep spending.”
 * “This’ll do, for now.”

Accepting "Unique" Gifts

 * “Swweeeet. At least you’re useful for one thing.”
 * “Niiiiice. How’d you get your hands on this?”
 * “Aw, score. You’re not as big of a loser as I thought.”

Rejecting Gifts

 * “Oh, my favorite! NOT!”
 * “Maybe in some other lifetime.”
 * “Uhhh, try again.”

Accepting Fruit Items

 * “Nice. I could totally eat this right now."
 * “About time…”
 * “Hey, gimme that!”

Accepting Junk Items

 * “I don’t care how fat this makes me, I’m eating it.”
 * “Mm, eating always makes me want to smoke.”
 * “Aw man, I love this shit.”

Rejecting Food

 * “Are you trying to make me throw up?”
 * “That’s fucking disgusting.”
 * “Ughh! Gross!”

When Full

 * “Get that shit out of my face.”
 * “I’m going to be fuckin’ sick.”
 * “Bleh!!”

When Hungry

 * “Make yourself useful and go get me something to eat.”
 * “If I don’t get some food right now, I’m gonna punch somebody in the cunt/dick.”
 * “So, I’m like starving, like, to death. It’s kind of a problem.”

Accepting Alcohol

 * “Now this guy/girl knows how to party.”
 * “Hardcooooore…”
 * “Are you kidding? Fuck yeah!”


 * "Bottoms up Bitches!"


 * "Yeaaaaah!"


 * "Aw shit! That's good!"


 * "Keep these coming!"


 * "Thanks!"


 * "Hold on, I'm gonna pound this."

When Drunk

 * “Are you trying to get me drunk or kill me?”
 * “Alright, I get it; alcohol.”
 * “I’m probably pretty fucking’ set on booze, thanks."

When Hungry

 * "I'm sitting here dying of hunger and you're trying to give me this!?"


 * "Seriously? Hook a bitch up with some food!"


 * "Uggh! You're so stupid!"

Before Sex

 * "I hope you know what you're doing."


 * "What? Please tell me you're not a virgin."


 * "Well, at least you're not lacking downstairs/upstairs."

After Sex

 * "Hey, we can hang out again, like this. Or whatever. I don't care. Do what you want."


 * "I... uhhh... whatever! Move! I need to get ready!"


 * "You better not tell anybody I was here!"

Matching Four/Five Tokens

 * “Okay...”


 * "Annd?"


 * "Don't get smug!"

Matching Heartbreak Tokens

 * "You fuckin' moron"
 * "What the fuck?!"
 * "Ugh, of course!"

Giving a Date Gift

 * "Big deal!"


 * "Good boy/girl"


 * "Not Bad"


 * "Keep'em coming"


 * "That's more like it!"

Rejecting a Date Gift

 * "You sure about that?"

Completing Date

 * "You can wipe that look off your face. You got lucky this time."
 * "Not bad. I've been on worst dates, I'll admit that much."


 * "I guess that wasn't a complete waste of time."


 * "What are you expecting to get into my pants now? You weren't THAT good!"


 * "I'll admit I had a good time if you stop looking at me like that."


 * "Yeah, so I had a good time. Don't make such a big deal out of it!"

Completing Night Date

 * "Mmm...I'm horny, so let's fuck."


 * "So I kind of feel like getting laid right now. Looks like it's your lucky day."


 * "Right, whatever...I guess you've earned it. Take me back to your place."

Failing Date

 * "Oh my god! Kill me now so I don't have to go through THAT again."


 * "Puh-lease! You've got to be able to do better than that!"


 * "God! What the fuck was that?"


 * "Can you explain to me what exactly you were trying to do?"


 * "Could you maybe like...put in some effort next time?"


 * “Well, that was a total blowout. Thanks for wasting my fucking time.”

Accepting Date

 * “With you? Uhhh, yeah, sure, whatever. Just don't get your hopes up.
 * “If this turns out to be a waste of time I'm gonna be so pissed.”
 * “Oh, my god! Fiiiine…”
 * “Okay… If I go out with you will you stop bothering me?”


 * "Yeah, yeah. You're lucky I'm in a good mood today."


 * "Pffft...Alright, let's just get this over with."

Full Inventory
* A morning date with Audrey is only available when you first meet up with her. Her Outdoor Lounge quote is reused for all 3 locations for this very reason.
 * "Oh my god! Your inventory's a fucking mess! Could you maybe clean that out?"

HunieCam Studio Quotes
When Recruited: When Hired: When Checking Her Profile: When Giving An Item: When Asking Her To Work: When Completing A Task: When Stressed/Building is Full:
 * "ABOUT TIME!" -_-
 * "You better pay up!"
 * "You got a PROBLEM?!" -_-
 * "YEAH?!" -_-
 * "What is it NOW?!" -_-
 * "Seriously?" -_-
 * "Whatever."
 * "Ugghhhh, FINE!"
 * "Yeah YEAH." -_-
 * "Whatever."
 * "There, HAPPY?" -_-
 * "Can I need job now?"
 * "Glad That's Over."
 * "Fail."
 * "You Dunce?"