User:Skyler and Jonny Fan



yup, i got 20 hours on this game.

bad bitch ranking
(im only gon be doin the original because i aint got time 4 da othas)
 * 1) Venus. I would beg God to let me give Venus my Penus. She's a literal goddess. If that aint enough for you she got a bangin mfin body bruh i mean cmon. 100% pure sex appeal.
 * 2) Audrey. Number 2 is a tough pick. All women in this game are great but imma have to hand number does over to Ms. Mega Bitch Audrey over here just because i kinda dig that vibe. Like, sure she gets a lil grating sometimes and i wish she would get progressively less mean. But, with audrey you get this character you just absolutely despise at first but then grow to love over the course of the game. you penetrate (heh) her walls (oh man the innuendoes gettin a lil too strong) and she kinda opens up and shows how she's put up these walls around her and shit. I know im literally just describing a trope rn but im a sucker for that shit so whatever.
 * 3) Kyanna. Kyanna's sweet as could be. Realistically if i had to settle wit one of these women, it would probably be Kyanna. Not only is she beautiful asf, but she's actually extremely likable and the most human.
 * 4) Aiko. Oh yeah. Asian Teacher fetish what a dream come true. Aiko's great. She's funny, interesting and oh MAN, she's quite attractive.
 * 5) Kyu. Pink hair fairy waifu, aw yea. I mean think about it, you could be gettin yo dick sucked and nobody would even see her. She could be booty ass nekkid anywhere and the only person who sees it is you bruh. But also yea she cute asf so thats dope.
 * 6) Beli. Beli is awesome too. She kinda has the same thing as Kyanna where she's actually a great person. Like it genuinely feels great to talk to her because she just feels so much more down to earth and human among these characters. Also, it's heavily implied that she's actually a MAD FREAK in the sheets so thats a great added bonus.
 * 7) Jessie. Jessie is kinda like a mix between Aiko and Kyanna. The extremely high sex appeal of Aiko and the baby mama-ness of Kyanna, which is pretty great. She's really chill and laid back which is great and the whole cougar vibe is pretty great too.
 * 8) Lola. Lola's another one of the very nice and human characters among this cast. Only problem with her, to be honest, is that she's always out of town and i never got to time chill wit her.
 * 9) Momo. Momo is a tough one. One part of me loves the innocent-borderline-bdsm aspect, and i also think nekos are freaking adorable, but like, is she a real cat bruh. like she got a real tail. like what am i supposed to do with that?
 * 10) Celeste. God damn Celeste hot asf, and the alien part is dope added bonus, but she kinda boring.
 * 11) Nikki. Aw yeah, a gamer gorl. I'd probably love Nikki a love more if she wasn't so pessimistic all the time. like sure it would be fun to play video games with her and probably, like, gettin my dick shlobbed on while in a heated multiplayer session would be amazing, but it would be at the cost of your sanity from constant nitpicking of everyone else's life.
 * 12) Tiffany. Really? Tiffany is at the bottom? Thats kinda unfortunate because she's not bad at all. She a cutie school girl but considering how great all of these other characters are, I guess she's just here by process of elimination.