Ashley/Q&A

'''Is there anything in your past that you're ashamed of? Come on, give me something juicy...'''

Nope, sorry, I HAVE no shame.

When did you first lose the ol' v-card?

Please, I lost that shit while I was still in the womb.

Which social cliche were you part of back in high school?

Believe it to not, in high school I was kind of a jock.

Would you eat a chick out if she was on her period?

I'm not happy about it, but I'd take one for the team.

'''Would you... fuck your dad if it meant you got a perfect sex bot in return?'''

''Why bother? I already have a sex bot named Ashley.''

Would you rather somebody pee in your mouth or shit on your chest?

''Do I have to pick just one? Why not both?''

What do you think my bandmates and I should call our band?

''How about..."Worthless Holes"? It fits you perfectly!''

Can you guess the name I gave to my vibrator?

Fuck, I don't know..."Humpie" or something like that?

Do you have any nicknames that people call you?

This really annoying chick keeps calling me "Sweet Cheeks".

Are you more of a tit man/girl or an ass man/girl?

''Neither... I'm more of a personality man/girl.''

Have you ever tried to suck your own dick/tits?

''Of course... and successfully I might add!''

Do you think there's anything so serious that we shouldn't joke about it?

Nah, I think everything should be on the table.