Talk:Audrey/@comment-202.62.18.7-20180320105830

Me: Hey Audrey, I made you a Lemonade. Drink it!

Audrey: I can't drink that.

Me: Why not?

Audrey: Are you blind? Just look at it.

Me: What about it?

Audrey: That lemon has three seeds in it. That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd numbered.

Me: Fine, I'll just take it out.

Audrey: No! No! It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! It won't work!

Me: Hmmm, that's two things in this house that won't work.

Audrey: Then go fix them.

Me: (grisps the glass of lemonade so hard that it shatters) Two things that won't work!