Talk:Audrey/@comment-202.62.16.250-20180204165748

Audrey: Hey, you!

Me: What?

Audrey: Buy me a dress or I will kill you!

Me: Why?

Audrey: BECAUSE WE'RE TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE!

Me: Oh. okay.


 * 15 minutes later*

Me: Here's your dress, Audrey.

Audrey: *Looks at the dress* This is a bad dress. NOW YOU MUST DIE!

Me: Oh okay.

Audrey: *Pulls out a gun and shoot Me*

Me: S A N T I A G O.