What do you hate most about dating?

Pretty much everything.

Do you even work out?

Bitch, I was born perfect. I don't need to work out.

What's my favorite spot to chill at?

Lusties Nightclub.

What kind of people do you just fucking hate to even look at?

I can't stand fake ass hoes.

What are you supposed to do when you're bored?

You get fucked up on drugs, duh.

How do you vent when somebody pisses you off?

I scream in their face about it.

Do you still talk to any of the girls you used to fuck?

Hell no!

How many times a day do you touch yourself?

As many as it takes.

What's your biggest turn off? Huh?

Broads who don't know how to let loose and have fun.

Do you prefer girls that shave their shit?

Yeah, pubic hair is gross.

So, what's your go to position?

I like to give it from behind.

If someone said they saw me with another guy/girl, what would your reaction be?

I'd break his/her fucking face.

You ever stolen anything?

Of course. It's too easy to get away with.

So, What kinda shit are you on?

I like to get high every now and again

What's your opinion on going to university?

School is a waste of time and money.

Ughh, I'm afraid to even ask... how many times a day do you touch yourself?

As many times as it takes.