Huniepop[]
Do you have any dark secrets you are keeping from me?
My lips are sealed.
Do you like the lights on or off during sex?
All the way on, so I can watch her eyes roll back into her head.
Have you ever slept around while dating someone?
Yeah, I'm not exactly the best at commitment.
How do you feel about little tiny lies if nobody gets hurt?
Well, as long as nobody gets hurt...
How do you feel about smokers?
To be honest, I think they're kinda sexy.
How would you feel about your partner seeing other people on the side?
She can do whatever she wants. I don't own her.
How important is family to you?
It's the most important thing in the world.
How often do you masturbate when you're in a relationship?
About as often as when I'm single.
How often do you watch porn?
I think the real question is how often am I not watching porn.
Ideally, how many times a day would you have sex?
You couldn't handle how many times I would do it.
If you won a million dollars, how would you spend it?
I'd spend all of it on luxuries for my girlfriend.
What's your absolute favorite sex position?
I'm a pretty big fan of oral.
Would you ever consider...going through the back door?
I suppose if I was invited it would be rude not to stop in for a bit.
Would you fault somebody for stupid mistakes they made in the past?
Of course not. The past is the past.
Huniepop 2: Double Date[]
Should I get a facelift? I think it would really help my career if I was prettier.
If it'll make you happy, then sure, why not? It can't hurt.
Do you think I should quit smoking?
Secretly, I hope you don't. It's kinda sexy when you smoke.
How much did you miss me over the past couple of years?
A lot, actually. I think about your tits pretty much every night before bed.
Would you ever consider marrying someone who's ten years older than you?
For the right woman, I'd be willing to overlook the age gap.
If you could have me at any age, how old would you want me to be?
Forty. If you ask me, women age like a fine wine.
I know you've had sex with a porn star... but have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
I'm not proud of it, but, I did pay for sex once in a moment of weakness.
Be honest... have you looked up any of my porn videos since we met?
I'd be lying if I said curiosity hasn't gotten the best of me...
What do you want to do with me that we haven't already done?
I don't know, how about just like... slow, intimate love making?
Have you ever thought about anything more than just sex between us?
I tried once but my mind went right back to sex.
What do you miss most about being a kid?
Not having to think about sex every waking moment of my fucking life.
If she ever stops ignoring me, I'd love to introduce you to my daughter someday. Would you be okay with that?
Maybe someday... I don't like to rush into anything too serious, you know?
Sometimes I wonder... would I have been better off if I chose not to have my daughter?
That's pretty fucked up. How could you say that about your own daughter?