Do you have any dark secrets you are keeping from me?

My lips are sealed.

Do you like the lights on or off during sex?

All the way on, so I can watch her eyes roll back into her head.

Have you ever slept around while dating someone?

Yeah, I'm not exactly the best at commitment.

How do you feel about little tiny lies if nobody gets hurt?

Well, as long as nobody gets hurt...

How do you feel about smokers?

To be honest, I think they're kinda sexy.

How would you feel about your partner seeing other people on the side?

She can do whatever she wants. I don't own her.

How important is family to you?

It's the most important thing in the world.

How often do you masturbate when you're in a relationship?

About as often as when I'm single.

How often do you watch porn?

I think the real question is how often am I not watching porn.

Ideally, how many times a day would you have sex?

You couldn't handle how many times I would do it.

If you won a million dollars, how would you spend it?

I'd spend all of it on luxuries for my girlfriend.

What's your absolute favorite sex position?

I'm a pretty big fan of oral.

Would you ever consider...going through the backdoor?

I suppose if I was invited it would be rude not to stop in for a bit.

Would you fault somebody for stupid mistakes they made in the past?

Of course not. The past is the past.